There are no Indian Tacos at Pride

I’m not going to the Pride Parade because candy is not thrown from the floats and there are no Indian tacos. There are no carnival rides and no marching bands. At least I don't remember ever seeing marching bands or I might have picked up my saxophone and joined. But still there would be no tacos.
This is an Indian Taco:


It’s not truly a Pride March either- that would have a real purpose. I don’t need free lube or dental dams. I’m not trying to get laid. My only concern is how to show respect to my elder gays and lesbians who fought so that I can skip any Pride celebration and go Tango dancing instead.