Tuesday, January 03, 2006

i gave myself a million split ends

i am typing in notepad (best program ever. wish it had a spellcheck) hoping that my computer won't freeze again while it decides whether to place the BG in my flash project or not.

earlier i got a little frustated and decided that the dead animal hanging off the back of my head had to come off. really it looked like christie swansons fake ass hair in Mannequin 2. or kind of like the power-mullet that Utena grows when she duels.

for the past 4 months i have been wearing pig tails and pony tails because i had what i believe by definition, was a mullet: short in the front, long in the back and fucked up looking.

my goal in cutting my hair was to basically make it close to the same length. i dont think i have attempted to cut my own hair since kindergarten with my safety scissors.

so just like in salons, i took the front and pulled it up into a clip. then i sort of tied the back in a ponytail and hacked away at it until it was a short nub. i thought about leaving room for Fabio to fix later, but the hair was already in the ponytail- its fate was to come off. and well the rest of the hour was spent trying to make it kind of even. it's really hard not to let it taper in the back. i held up small tuffs and tried to chop at an angle to get some of the split ends. not sure why. i did wonder if i cut choppy enough that it may look ultra trendy. like no one would pay for a cut like this unless they really wanted it.

its wierd. while i was cutting i felt it like there was this oportunity... a possibility of giving myself the best hair cut ever, or maybe the worst. but whatever nothing can be worst than my mullet.

my hair looks like a mop. but its no longer a transition-mullet. its staying in the ponytail until i can afford Fabio of dynamics.

I am waiting for 8GB to transfer off my stupid slow computer onto my portable drive. exciting right. this way maybe Flash won't crash everytime i open it.

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