why doesn't Ronald McDonald have any friends his own age?

Duncan: Not much, brb.

http://www.whoomp.com/articles/163/1/He-Man-does-4-non-blondes

I don't know why Blogger only wants to display Homo Thug and none of my non-Homo Thug pictures.

I never knew The Empire Strikes Back existed.

I remember my best friend’s older brother having lots of Star Wars toys like furry dino-kangaroos and tall walking boxes but I didn’t know there was more to the story than to save the princess and blow up the metal moon.

Then my family bought a vcr and rented Return of the Jedi.

Luke was calm and some bad shit had happen to Han Solo, and Princess Laya was some type of sex slave. But I just thought that time had passed since Star Wars and maybe that was unexplained back story. I guess I just thought that was how sequels worked and other than "King Kong Lives", "Return of the Jedi" was my first real sequel. Oh what there was "Return to Oz" and that had lots of back story mystery.

Anyway so when I finally saw the empire strikes back on USA I was like there’s a middle one? Why? It seemed like wasted film because the story worked without it.

Well I was watching ESB recently and I think it’s probably the best one. I’m not really a star wars fan but this movie seems to focus more on non-forced character and relationship development with some actual acting. And im a push over for sexual tension.